Location: Long Valley, New Jersey, United States

Born and raised in Northern New Jersey and licensed to practice Chiropractic since 1968 (48 years) in Florida and New Jersey, Go to,, Experienced: as an advocate in family law for over 12 years being involved with about 8,000 people by phone, in writing or personally and also as a member of the State of New Jersey Commission on Child Support from 1984-1986; with land surveying for 10 years; with the limosine business for 21 years; and with the promotions,conventions and conference planning business for over 40 year; and as a producer in the theater in the later part of the 1970's. At the present time in the process of writing books :(1) about the legal system;(2) about the fathers' rights movement; (3) about the limousine business; (4) my insights; (5) Chiropractic (6)survival comple . Litigated with lawyers and Pro Se. Over the past 40 years litigated Pro Se in the State and Federal Courts many times on numerous issues. The only place not argued Pro Se is the United States Supreme Court.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Locks And Bagels!!!

It was a quarter to four
On this cloudy day,
I walked into the store
To order and pay,
I sat there and ate
To my hearts delight,
Then became indisposed
For a short period of time,
I came out of the toilet
And much to my surprise,
The store was closed
With me locked in tight,
I called and called
But no one was in sight,
I called the Police
And they gave me some ease,
I sat there awhile
Till someone did come,
He couldn't open the doors
W ith the keys he possessed,
I opened the door
And went on to progress,
The moral to this story
Is to check all doors,
Before closing up
And going home,
I find this situation
Amusing at best,
But a learning lesson
TO CHECK before closing up tight.

Copyright 2006 Joseph Assumption Barbier